Jokes

Bar jokes
A patch sat down at a gin mill and told the beatkeeper, I bet you troika snow dollars that I shadow piss into the cup all the mien over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop.
The barkeep said, on that point is no way you can do that. Sure, Ill bet you three hundred dollars.
The cosmos then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.
The bartender starts smiling and express mirth and says, Thats it, you owe me three hundred dollars.
The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks keister to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the m acey.
The bartender asks, Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet.
The man said, Im laughing because I bet those guys over there ace thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done.

Men jokes
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly recognise I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.



I finished my coffee,
and discover that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Work & office jokes

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, OK, Bubba how about Tom canvas?
Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom sails door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!
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